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This is dedicated to all my asain brothers out...

Viewers read advised. Asian boy eat rice Their head is so ichy it is full of lice during teh night we sleep with the mice don’t you thin it is nice? Our parents are so cheap we don;t even have toothpaste to brush our teeth we are so good at math w are so smart when it come to engerish they call us retards. Math equations turns my thingy on the only sport i’m good at is is...

Sep 29th

 Who would you call for bail money?
 I call your mom or i'll just stay here.....i'll be better of there.
 How much does your imagination weigh?
 Weight less
 What is your idea of heaven?
 white clouds. only me.
 Who used to be your superhero when you were a child?
 my self. i am very mature
 I’m not trying to embarrass you, but do you have any embarrassing guilty pleasures?
 haha made my day buh no.
 You wouldn’t be caught dead, where?
 i wouldn't be caught dead it wouldn;t be know!
 Most hated chore on the chore list?
 i just do them end of teh story!
 What is one thing you miss as a kid but no longer do or can do?
 freedom 
 If you had to live underwater for 2 years, what would you be and why?
 spongebob.
 Who or which was one of your favorite musical groups when you were in middle school?
 alesana and black veil bride
 What do you consider your greatest achievement?
 me moving on in life
 If you were to start your own restaurant, what would it be called?
 Life cafe
 If you could be any fruit, which would you be and why?
 cherry. cuz it is so small buh makes a great differences.
 Which household object would you turn yourself into if you had to pick one?
 i knife i am really useful

Sep 27th

 Did you enjoy school?
 That was the smallest joke i heard in my life. and teh answer is N-O.
 What kind of student were you?
 a student i just sit down and copy notes and answered when asked to. period!
 What would you do for fun?
 nothin i will just walk around my self and sleep!
 How would your classmates remember you?
 the tall ugly kid.....they will forget very fast
 Are you still friends with anyone from that time in your life?
 No what huh. w/e
 What are your best memories of grade school/high school/college/graduate school? Worst memories? No memories i told you! GTFO of my life
 Was there a teacher or teachers who had a particularly strong influence on your life? 
 No influences. they are human beings
 Do you have any favorite stories from school?
 nah.

Sep 27th

 I did this when i was freakign pissed even though i'm always pissed
 When and where were you born?
 Down there dumb ass
 Where did you grow up?
 Chinas! what what is wrong with it!!?
 What was it like?
 Like what liek your ugly face
 Who were your parents?
 Why do i need to tell you!
 What were your parents like?
 idk they are a boy and a girl once
 How was your relationship with your parents?
 Why? go ask them
 Did you get into trouble? What was the worst thing you did?
 i always get in trouble and all teh thing i do is more worse than you
 Do you have any siblings? What were they like growing up?
 2 sisters idk and idc
 What did you look like?
 i look liek shit buh i know i looked better then you
 How would you describe yourself as a child? Were you happy?
 no i wa snot happy taht was all the fake smile on my stupid pictures
 What is your best memory of childhood? Worst?
 No i hate memories life goes man move forward!
 Did you have a nickname? How’d you get it?
 i got nickname and idc
 Who were your best friends? What were they like?
 friends you gotta be kidding me. friends are 99% fake and i ain;t one of there 1%
 How would you describe a perfect day when you were young?
 Life ain;t perfect deal with it TOUGH
 What did you think your life would be like when you were older?
 Life is life stupid
 Do you have any favorite stories from your childhood?
 No, no stories

Sep 27th

 Where were you 3 hrs ago?
 I was at soho
 Who are you in love with
 no body buh my self smart one!
 Have you ever eaten crayon
 Nooooo shit i taste teh real rainbow
 Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you
 Nah not today

Sep 27th

When made a mistake.....

girl: uh-oh

guy: fuck this shit!

Sep 26th

Seem like losing more and more friends.

Sep 25th